LOOK AT MY LUNCH

If I was a doughnut, my autobiography would be called « Glazed and Confused ». Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

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I ended up spending all night playing Parcel Simulator and going to bed at midday. Was it worth it, yes

Its not that I don’t like the idea of swimming in the Seine, its just that Macron likes his vanity projects and doesn’t give a flying fuck if the water is actually safe for the plebs

Listen, I’m a subscriber of the « if it is important it will come back » philosophy, particularly now that I marked 293 emails as read and archived them

Look at me on the interwebs

Judgemental

I feel very tired

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Post week of being ill realness by staying in bed with the cats

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