“Why is there hair on your arm?” -kid “…” -me “Did you put it there, is that why it’s so short?” -kid Me laughing. Diamond Bar, CA

“IS THERE SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU THINK PEOPLE WITH HEADPHONES ON WANT TO TALK!!!” -a guy walking by (with headphones on…obviously) Seattle, WA

“It’s dangerous crossing the street.” -lady “It is?” -me “Yeah, there’s like cars turning and stuff.” -lady “…” -me “I haven’t been outside… well I haven’t crossed a street in a long time.” -lady Burbank, CA

“What up creamers!” -by a guy approaching a large group of people eating ice cream in Silverlake, CA